Where in the world is Superwoman today? In Trinidad and Tobago!
Superwoman 今天在哪里？特立尼达和托巴哥！
What up, everyone? It's youHrfgEtexZr girl Superwoman.
大家好吗？我是你们的 Superwoman。
I have hugged a lot of people. In fact, over the past four months, I'vehugged over 10,000 people, which means you should hit the thumbs upright away because of the accuracy and authenticity of . . .
我拥抱过很多人，事实上，过去四个月内，我抱了超过 10,000 个人，这表示你们该立马给我按赞。因为这精准度和可信度...
yo, the teleprompter froze. Scroll up, scroll up. Too far, too far, too far.Thumbs up, no, no, keep going, keep going. Accuracy, authenticity, okay,here we go.
呦，讲词提示机卡住了，卷上去，卷上去，太多了，太多了，太多了，按赞，不、不，继续继续，精准度、可信度，对了，开始吧。
Authenticity of this video. Straight up, every once in a while, I have guyscome up to me and ask me questions like,
这支影片的可信度。确实，经常，就有一些男生来找我，问我问题像是：
"How do I know if she likes me?"
"我要怎么知道她喜不喜欢我？"
"Yo, is she mad at me?"
"呦，她是不是看我不爽？"
"Why are girls so confusing?"
"女生为什么这么难懂？"
And I'm just like, bruh, you gotta learn the language of women, becauseyou're up here listening to words and she's delivering you braille.
我就会说：老兄，你得学学女人的语言。因为你听的是她的话，但她给你的是盲人点字。
You gotta feel it out, boo!
你要用心感觉啊，兄弟！
Women don't only communicate through words. No, no, they communicatethrough body language.
女人不只透过言语来沟通，不、不，她们用肢体语言沟通。
So one way to find out what a girl is thinking is to pay attention to the wayshe hugs people. So here are all the ways a girl can hug someone and whatthose hugs mean.
所以理解一个女生在想什么的方法之一，就是注意她是怎么拥抱别人的。下面是女生拥抱人的所有方式，和这些拥抱的意义。
Number one, the cheek kiss
第一个，脸颊吻
Now, this hug means that the girl is probably classy as F, travels a lot, andregularly eats brunch. She also loves to confuse people, because they neverknow if it's one cheek or both cheeks, if it's a double or a single kiss, andshe loves that.
这个拥抱代表这个女生"很有格调"，常旅行、有吃早午餐的习惯，她也喜欢混淆别人，因为他们永远搞不清楚是亲一边还是两边脸颊，是亲两次还是一次，而她喜欢这样玩。
She's like, "Mother F'ers, I wear the pants in this hug. That's right, I sit onthe Iron Throne of hugs. I am the lead Care Bear up in here."
她觉得："去你X的，这拥抱是我做主。没错，没有人不拜倒在我的石榴裙下，我是这里的女王"
Now, if she does this hug and she's meeting you for the first time, chancesare she's trying to make a really good impression.
现在，如果她这样拥抱，而且她和你是第一次见面，有可能她是想留下一个好印象。
For example, she might hug your mom like this if you two are dating, justlike, hey, cheek kiss, future mother-in-law.
举例来说，她可能会这样抱你妈，如果你们俩在交往，就像，嘿，亲脸颊，未来的丈母娘。
Hopefully this distracts you from the fact that you can see my thong when Isit.
希望这样可以分散你的注意力，而不去想你看到我坐下时露出的丁字裤。
Now, if you're not meeting for the first time, and she gives you a cheek kisswhen she hugs you, probably means she likes you more than most people,enough to risk getting your cheek herpes.
现在，如果你们不是初次见面，而她在抱你的时候给你脸颊吻，可能代表她喜欢你比喜欢大多数人更多，喜欢到甘愿冒让你脸颊起疹子的风险。
Number two, side hug with eye contact
第二种，侧边拥抱外加眼神交会
Now, this hug means you're cool, but she's not really emotionally investedinto you. There's probably a lot of people in the room that she has to say hior bye to, and you're just another one on the assembly line.
那么，这个拥抱代表你很酷，但她并不是真的把情感投注在你身上。这房间里可能有很多人，她得和他们打招呼或道别，而你只不过是集会中的另一个人。
You know, she can't really spending too much time in this engagementbecause it doesn't align with her priorities.
你知道，她不可能真的花太多时间在这关系上，因为这不符合她的优先选择。
Also, you're probably in the same category as, like, her uncle that she kindaknows, but she's not completely sure how you're related.
而且，你很可能被归类在，像是，她稍微认识的叔叔那类，但她不太知道你们到底有什么关系。
Number three, side hug with no eye contact
第三个，侧边拥抱眼神不交会
Now, you see, this hug right here, this hug means that, before she enteredthis room, she had to mentally prepare to see you because you are trashand she wants no part of you in her life.
现在，你看，这边这个拥抱，这个拥抱代表着，她走进这房间前，必须做好心理准备来见你，因为你是垃圾而她一点也不希望你出现在她生活中。
It means I'm mad at you. I don't like you. Okay? I would rather hug agrenade than hug you. This hug is a complete obligation.
这代表我看你不爽，我不喜欢你，好吗？我宁愿抱手榴弹也不想抱你，这拥抱纯粹是个义务。
Yeah, I'm just hugging you because people are looking and I don't wannaseem rude or mean.
没错，我只是因为别人在看才抱你，而我不想要看起来无礼或刻薄。
You know, I wanna appear to be the bigger person.
你知道，我想要看起像个大器的人。
And when I leave this establishment, I'm gonna think about how stupid youand your hugs are.
而当我离开这个假象，我就会开始想你和你的拥抱有多蠢。
Yeah, your hugs are the dumbest, okay?
对，你的拥抱蠢毙了，好吗？
Your hugs tripped over a cordless phone.
你的拥抱蠢到能被无线电话绊倒。
Your hugs went straight to DVD.
你的拥抱烂到戏院不屑上映，直接出DVD。
Get the F out of here.
赶快滚蛋吧。
Number four, two arms with squeeze
第四个，双手紧紧环抱
This hug means I genuinely like you, and care for you, and you know,when you're not here, I might think about you spontaneously.
这个拥抱代表我真的很喜欢你，也很注意你，而你知道吗，你不在这里的时候，我可能会不自觉地想到你。
I hope you don't die, because you're a quality human being.
我希望你不会死掉，因为你是个特优的人类。
In fact, you know what, you ever ask me to hang out, I might www.58yuanyou.comactually pullthrough and not cancel last minute or pretend I'm sick.
事实上，你知道吗，如果你约我出去，我实际上可能会排除万难赴约，绝不会在最后一刻取消，或装病。
Number five, two arms with neck grip
第五个，双手环抱脖子
This hug means we've made out in my mind at least four times. This is myway of getting my body as close to your body as possible without us beingSiamese twins. And through this hug, I just wanna remind you that I haveboobs. Here they are.
这个拥抱表示在我想象中我们已经亲热了，至少四次，这是我让我的身体，尽可能接近你的身体，而不成为连体婴的方法，透过这个拥抱，我只是想要提醒你，我有胸部，它们在这。
And I might even arc my back a little bit, just so you can see how flexible Iam.
我甚至可能稍微弓起我的背，这样你就可以看到我有多柔软。
Number six, hug with head cradle
第六个，轻抚头的拥抱
You are like my child, and I will destroy anything or anyone that tries tohurt you.
你就像我的孩子，我会摧毁，任何想要伤害你的人事物。
I don't care how old you are. I don't care if you're a full-fledged adult, okay,you are my fetus, and I will protect your neck, and your spine, and cradleyou in my bosom.
我不在乎你几岁。我不在乎你是不是已经是个毛发长齐的成人，好吗，你是我的宝宝，我会保护你的脖子和脊椎，并将你轻轻拥入怀中。
Number seven, arm latch
第七个，紧抓手臂
She's probably in some sort of social setting, and your arm is her safetyblanket, and protection, and escape from being social.
她可能是在某种社交场合中，而你的手臂是她的安乐毯和保护，以及逃离社交活动的避风港。
She's just like, "No, don't make me go out there and talk to all these otherpeople, no!"
她会说：「不，别叫我出去，和其他人讲话，不要！」
It also means I'm codependent, probably to an unhealthy extent, but I'mokay with that.
这也代表我和你共存，可能到了不健康的程度，但我还能接受。
Number eight, two arms with starfish dance thing
第八个，双手抱外加海星舞蹈
This hug means you are my best friend, and you are my mother F'ing rideor die, and I missed you like hell because everybody sucks compared toyou.
这个拥抱表示你是我最好的朋友，你是我生死与共的好友，而我超级想念你，因为每个人和你相比都逊毙了。
I don't care how long this hug is. I don't care who's watching this hug. Thishug is our moment. This hug means you've seen me at my worst, okay.
我不在乎这拥抱多长。我不在乎谁在看我们相拥。这拥抱是我们的时刻。这拥抱代表你看过我最糟的时候了，懂吧。
You knew me when I was ugly. You to//www.58yuanyou.comld me when I smelled. Girl, you letme know when I was a ho, and therefore we are spiritually connectedalways.
你在我很丑的时候就认识我，在我发臭的时候告诉我，女孩，你在我放荡的时候点醒我，因此我们在精神上永远相随。
Number nine, hug with lift
第九个，离地拥抱
This hug means somebody's about to get laid, straight up, because weprobably haven't seen each other for a minute, and I missed you, and I'mgonna put my legs up in the air and defy gravity, just to give you a sneakpeek of what's to come later tonight.
这个拥抱表示有人就要发生一夜情了，直白地说，因为仅仅是一分钟没见到彼此，我就好想你，想到要把脚举到空中对抗地心引力，让你偷偷看一下今天晚上会有什么。
Number ten, the dap and hug
第十个，击掌拥抱
This hug means that we understand the similar struggle that other peoplejust don't get.
这个拥抱代表我们就是能够互相理解那些其他人就是无法理解的挣扎。
There's an unspoken respect between the two of us, and we have a deepconnection. We're probably from the same city, the same team, the samemotherland, speak the same language.
我们俩之间有不须言喻的尊重，我们有深厚的连结，我们可能是来自同一个城市，同一个团体、同一个祖国，说同一种语言。
This hug means that if we ever drink together and we cheers, I will makesure my glass physically touches your glass, because I have that type ofrespect for you.
这个拥抱代表如果我们一起喝酒、干杯，我会确保我的酒杯有碰到你的杯子，因为我对你有这样的尊重。
Number eleven, the wrestle hug
第十一个，摔角拥抱法
Friendzone!
好人卡！
This is basically the friendship bracelet of hugs, so baby boo, if you got oneof these hugs from the girl you like, you should know the only way yourfingers are gonna be going through her hair is when you're braiding herhair during a goddamn sleepover while watching Clueless.
这基本上就是拥抱版的友情手环，所以兄弟，如果你喜欢的女生这么抱你，你就该知道你的手指唯一穿过她头发的机会，就是你在一个天杀的留宿夜一边看"独领风骚"一边帮她编发的时候。
Boy, move on.
孩子，加把劲。
Number twelve, head resting on shoulder hug
第十二个，头枕在肩膀的拥抱
This hug means, yo, everything is dumb except for you, and I need you tohold me as I give up on life.
这个拥抱代表周围的一切都静默了，除了你，当我对人生无望时我需要你的拥抱，
This hug means my post ain't getting likes.
这拥抱代表我的文章没有人按赞。
I cheated on my diet.
我在节食中偷吃。
I got a degree in something I hate.
我获得讨厌科目的学位。
Honestly, my Uber can never find me.
或老实说，我的 Uber 从来都找不到我。
My new shoes keep HrfgEtexZpeeling the skin from the back of my ankles, and原由网 I justcannot.
我的新鞋一直刮我脚跟的皮，而我实在受不了。
So please support me through this trash life.
所以请你支持我走完这废物的一生。
And there you have it.
这就是全部了。
Now you know what it means when a girl hugs you, and now, Team Super,this is your cue to go back and check all those meet and greet pictures, andoveranalyze them, and send me all the receipts like I know you will, yanasties!
现在你知道当女生拥抱你是什么意思，而现在，Super 团队，听我指令，回去检查所有见面会的照片，仔细钻研它们，并把结果寄给我，就像我知道你们会做的事一样，你们这些讨厌鬼！
I love you.
爱你们。
And don't forget, do hugs, not drugs.
还有别忘记，要拥抱，别嗑药。
