小短腿个子矮不要怕，你除了可爱外，你捡钱的速度也比别人快。

Don't be afraid of the short legs. Besides being cute, you can pick up money faster than others.

跟熊孩子讲道理，他们是都不会听。跟他们说“不能那么做”，还不如揍一顿来的痛快。

We reason with the bear children, they don't listen. Say "can't do that" to them. It's better to have a good beating.

上学的时候，看过的最感人的纸条，不是告白的情书，而是：ABC//www.58yuanyou.comBA，AAABC，BBADC，后面的大题等一下！

When I went to school, the most touching note I saw was not the love lettbfPKqiqer of the advertisement, but: abcba, aaabc, bbadc, the big topic behind it, etc!

愿你百事可乐，万事芬达，心情雪碧，一周七喜。

I wish you all the best, everything goes well, your mood goes well, seven happiness a week.

有一天小猪做梦，梦见自己长大当了水手，小猪怕水，不想当水手，于是小猪很难过。他告诉妈妈，妈妈说“别怕，孩子，梦都是反的。”长大后小猪果然没有当水手，他当了火腿。

One day, piggy dreamed that he grew up to be a sailor. Piggy was afraid of water and didn't want to be a sailor. So piggy was very sad. He t原由网old his mother that her mother said, "don't be afraid, son, dreams are all opposite." When he grew up, he didn't become a sailor. He became a ham.

小时候跟朋友绝交，都是大张旗鼓地告诉身边所有人：“我不跟你玩了。”

而bfPKqiq长大后的离开往往默不作声，默契地疏远，一声彼此珍重的道别也不曾有过。

When I was a child, I broke up with my friends and told everyone around me in a big way, "I won't play with you anymore."

When I grow up, 原由网I often leave in silence, tacit estrangement, and a farewell to each other never happened.

先说好，我不是口吃哦，我特特特特特特特喜欢你。

First of all, I'm not stuttering. I like you very much.

认认真真上班，根本就不叫赚钱，这是劳动换取报酬。只有偷懒，在上班的时候摸鱼，你才是从你老板那赚到了钱。

你学会了没？

To go to work conscientiously is not to make money at all. It's labor for reward. Only by being lazy and fishing at work can you make money from your boss.

Have you learned?

曾经我以为如来老儿是世上最烦的人，毕竟他压了我五百年。直到我遇见江流儿，他念了我一辈子。

I used to think that Tathagata was the most annoying person in the world. After all, he oppressed me for 500 years. Until I met jiangliu'er, he read me all my life.